Firstly, you will call me Kitty, and secondly, your orders will ship from Adelaide, South Australia.
Moving on.

TOTALLY FUN YET MOST PROABLY COMPLETELY F@$KING USELESS FACTS ABOUT ME.
oh joy!

•i used to hate wearing my hair in pigtails.
•i'm wearing my hair in pigtails right now.
•i'm fucking horrible at remembering birthdays.
•i swear a lot.
•i squeal when i see cute things.
•eople who seriously use the words 'kawaii' or 'desu' without actually knowing how to speak japanese annoy the living shit out of me.
•i don't want a 'real job'. i don't even know what that is. no i will not flip your burgers, unless i'm having a good day and it's in my own kitchen and i actually feel like making burgers.
•i'm more than happy to make you a batch of cupcakes though, if i have the ingredients and time, and if you're my friend.
•worms creep me the fuck out. they're so wiggly and squiggly and you can't tell which end is which. ewwww. wtf.
•i can knit, sew, sculpt, cross stitch, other things that old people [and sometimes not so old people] do.
•that said, i can't use a sewing machine too well. last time i tried i nearly sewed my fingers together.
•i can't sit down and read a book. its very rare that i will if my english teacher doesn't force me to.
•i make damn good vanilla cupcakes.
•i'd go out and get inked right now but i'm pretty sure tattoos on your foot/collarbone/sternum hurt like fuck, and i don't have the money, ah well. :/
•i just lost the game. you did too.
•i say 'zing' far too much.
•i wish i could at least ride a bike without falling over after short distances. it'd make trips to the post office a zillion times easier during the holidays because then i dont have to walk so friggin' far with massive boxes in my hands.
•i get too much lint in my white clay. this makes me sad.
•i really need to redye my hair. regrowth=fucking bad and theres a lot of it. booooo
•i'm really fucking cold now.
•I HERD U LIEK MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE? fuck oath i do. and don't go labeling me for it coz I'M FUCKING HAPPY
•no, really. lol.
•txt talk rly annoys the shit out of me. plz fuk off if u tlk lyk dis.

more to be added soonish or whenever i feel like it.